are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???
like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached
but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.
Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.
we never learn
aries - stop obsessing over kanye
taurus - chill
gemini - whatever fuckin turtle
cancer - don’t name your first born child harold
leo - nice rack
virgo - little dweeb
libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles
scorpio - my dad
sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you
capricorn - that’s enough memes for today
aquarius - probably illegal
pisces - how do dolphins sleep even
WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?
EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH
FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!
i have become that which i have hated…
EGADS! ITS THE TUMBLR CRITIC
The horrifying car alarm. That’s right I’ll go off at 3 am and wake up the neighborhood I don’t even care
Egads its the touchy feely bible camp stuff
IT IS I THE ANNOYING WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN!
The horrifying coke fiend
The obsessive touchy feely bible camp staff. Okay.
The overwhelming one who leaves passive aggressive post it notes everywhere…
Fear me I am the one who leaves passive aggressive post it notes everywhere!